Wednesday, January 20, 2010

2010 Spring Fashion Show

The Butt Guard 5000™ is made of 100% easy-to-clean plastic and comes in a multitude of colors carefully designed to highlight your dog's best features. For example, the "orchid pink" I'm modeling brings the sarcastic boredom out of my eyes.

At first glance the cone seems to be only for human entertainment and mockery - but when properly attached it turns your entire body into a well-honed calf and ankle smashing weapon.

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