One Eye

The little guy sleeps with one eye open - always alert for danger so I can get a full day of beauty sleep. It's the dedication and constant vigilance that earns him the giant bed while I take the floor.

And yes, that vest is bulletproof.

Entourage

It's important to always have my crew any time I roll in public. The only problem here is that the two guys my right are fixed, and at time of publication the one on the left is fixed too. Wait. Did I say that was a problem? Men are so much more useful this way.
[Not pictured: my bodyguard is sitting in the cab.]

Morning Already?

Seriously? It's only 8 AM and it's raining outside. I wasn't raised in a barn - I can hold my pee until the sun comes out. Come back in a few hours.
P.S. Turn the heat up. My bodyguard here is chilly.