Monday, March 29, 2010

Water Fountains

Yup, that's my paw in the lower corner. This little baby is about 4 feet off the ground. Why are they so darn inconvenient to use? I gotta get somebody else to push the stupid button just so I can get a drink. I mean seriously, they just blew it on the design with this one. I see all you people out there only drinking water from your plastic bottles. I know nobody uses these drinking fountains any more. So help a sister out by lowering it a few feet and adding a doggy pedal to bring on the cool liquid refreshment.

Friday, March 19, 2010

I Smell You Treat

Yes treat, I know you are there. I may not be able to see you up on top of these abnormally high counters, but I can smell you. Just give me 5 seconds alone with you and we'll see who's boss.

Monday, March 8, 2010

This is a Goat

This is not me; this is a goat. We're both white, but that's about where it ends. This goat lives on some private property up the the Los Gatos hills. There's another one behind the expensive, brand-new Audi. Yes, you read that right. I wonder if the goat goes for rides in the Audi. You know, once it's done chewing on the tires.

I saw it while I was going for a ride in the car today. Much more fun than eating hay out of a garage. People are weird.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Nude Sunbathing

This seems to be the perfect relaxing birthday decision. A lady never reveals her age, but I'm not old yet so screw that. I'm 4 today! Don't think I look a day over 3 and a half either.
Now if only I could get a little nude sunbathing going without all this stupid paparazzi taking my picture I'd be set. At least I have water and sand to make a mess of myself.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Speed Squeaker

OhmanI'msoexcitedIjustwanttograbthistoyandsqueakitasfastasIcan. Chewsqueakchewsqueakchewsqueak. Chewsqueak. Chew. Squeak. And I'm done.

Mmm...comfy carpet.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!