Speed Squeaker

OhmanI'msoexcitedIjustwanttograbthistoyandsqueakitasfastasIcan. Chewsqueakchewsqueakchewsqueak. Chewsqueak. Chew. Squeak. And I'm done.

Mmm...comfy carpet.

New Furniture Needed

I know the economy is bad and we all need to buckle down, but this is
a little ridiculous. Is only half of me supposed to sleep at a time?

Camouflage

Today was just one of those days. I knocked my water dish over, I chewed a hole in my favorite toy and a stranger freaked me out so I peed on the carpet. If my agent calls, I'll be hiding in my fort trying my best to look like the carpet.

Recycling

This is one of my favorite toys. I get a new one several times a day. They only last a few minutes or so, but the crinkly sound they make before they die is just so satisfying. And they're made from 100% post-consumer water bottles, so I feel like I'm doing my part to make the planet a little greener.