Friday, January 29, 2010


This is one of my favorite toys. I get a new one several times a day. They only last a few minutes or so, but the crinkly sound they make before they die is just so satisfying. And they're made from 100% post-consumer water bottles, so I feel like I'm doing my part to make the planet a little greener.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


The rain stopped falling and the sun is supposed to be out for the next several days. I'm so excited! Will you take me for a walk now? Will you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Here, I'll give you kisses first. Now can we go outside and play? Puh-leeeease?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Trees Kneel Before Me

Sure, most dogs pee on trees. It may not seem like the most polite way to go about things, but until we sprout opposable thumbs and waste our time learning out to write, this will have to do. Urinating at the base of the trunk is child's play though. When I go out, trees bend to my whim. I micturated on the very top of this one. Tree's mine - beat it.

Sunday, January 24, 2010


I love the weekends. Sleeping in late, going for long walks, the pancake breakfasts...

No, really, I couldn't eat another bite.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Morning Already?

Seriously? It's only 8 AM and it's raining outside. I wasn't raised in a barn - I can hold my pee until the sun comes out. Come back in a few hours.
P.S. Turn the heat up. My bodyguard here is chilly.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

2010 Spring Fashion Show

The Butt Guard 5000™ is made of 100% easy-to-clean plastic and comes in a multitude of colors carefully designed to highlight your dog's best features. For example, the "orchid pink" I'm modeling brings the sarcastic boredom out of my eyes.

At first glance the cone seems to be only for human entertainment and mockery - but when properly attached it turns your entire body into a well-honed calf and ankle smashing weapon.