Woop woop!

I was framed! I always pick up after myself on walks - it was one of those other nasty neighbor dogs who left his droppings everywhere. And now I'm stuck in this horrible little cell with nothing to do except sleep.

No, wait, I'm on my balcony. I called the cops because the neighbors just wouldn't shut up. Watching TV really loud during the day, making loud phone calls between the hours of 8 AM and 5 PM. How's a girl supposed to get her beauty sleep with all of that racket?

Nude Sunbathing

This seems to be the perfect relaxing birthday decision. A lady never reveals her age, but I'm not old yet so screw that. I'm 4 today! Don't think I look a day over 3 and a half either.
Now if only I could get a little nude sunbathing going without all this stupid paparazzi taking my picture I'd be set. At least I have water and sand to make a mess of myself.

Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!

Kisses

The rain stopped falling and the sun is supposed to be out for the next several days. I'm so excited! Will you take me for a walk now? Will you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Here, I'll give you kisses first. Now can we go outside and play? Puh-leeeease?