Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!

Mud Soup is the New Mud Pie

I'm just about the prettiest thing there is on this earth. That may sound conceited, but I assure you it's the absolute truth.


Sometimes a little spa pampering is just what I need after a long day of sleeping, barking, sleeping, poking my nose in my food and spreading it around the house but not actually eating it, sleeping, and trying on new collars. On days like these it seems that a cool mud bath is in order. It's not just great for the skin - it tastes delicious too.

New Furniture Needed

I know the economy is bad and we all need to buckle down, but this is
a little ridiculous. Is only half of me supposed to sleep at a time?

Wine is Boring

Really? I'm supposed to just sit and wait 21 days for this garbage to settle before bottling? No way. I have more important things to do...like chase my tail and sniff other dogs' butts.

Maybe a little nap here will speed things along.

Zzzzzz...

Squirrel!

I totally see you there squirrel. Sure there's a tree to your right, but you're stuck out there on a ledge. You think you can make it to the tree before I do? Well?

Make your move.

Beethoven's Wine

If there's one lesson we all took away from Disney's movie "Ratatouille" it's that rats can compete with the best chefs in the world. And since I'm a billion times smarter than a rat I should be able to make one of the world's best wines.

Of course I can't taste it because anything grapey kills dogs. But not being able to hear didn't stop Beethoven...

And stay away from my jug of wine. It's resting.

One Eye

The little guy sleeps with one eye open - always alert for danger so I can get a full day of beauty sleep. It's the dedication and constant vigilance that earns him the giant bed while I take the floor.

And yes, that vest is bulletproof.