Mud Soup is the New Mud Pie

I'm just about the prettiest thing there is on this earth. That may sound conceited, but I assure you it's the absolute truth.


Sometimes a little spa pampering is just what I need after a long day of sleeping, barking, sleeping, poking my nose in my food and spreading it around the house but not actually eating it, sleeping, and trying on new collars. On days like these it seems that a cool mud bath is in order. It's not just great for the skin - it tastes delicious too.

Beethoven's Wine

If there's one lesson we all took away from Disney's movie "Ratatouille" it's that rats can compete with the best chefs in the world. And since I'm a billion times smarter than a rat I should be able to make one of the world's best wines.

Of course I can't taste it because anything grapey kills dogs. But not being able to hear didn't stop Beethoven...

And stay away from my jug of wine. It's resting.

Dinner Time

Why are you staring? You expect me to eat from some giant metal bowl on the floor? If I'm going to eat bugs it's because I want to, not because they stumbled into my dish when I wasn't looking.

You there, with the opposable thumbs. Make dinner happen for me now.