Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!

Squirrel!

I totally see you there squirrel. Sure there's a tree to your right, but you're stuck out there on a ledge. You think you can make it to the tree before I do? Well?

Make your move.

Trees Kneel Before Me

Sure, most dogs pee on trees. It may not seem like the most polite way to go about things, but until we sprout opposable thumbs and waste our time learning out to write, this will have to do. Urinating at the base of the trunk is child's play though. When I go out, trees bend to my whim. I micturated on the very top of this one. Tree's mine - beat it.