Woop woop!

I was framed! I always pick up after myself on walks - it was one of those other nasty neighbor dogs who left his droppings everywhere. And now I'm stuck in this horrible little cell with nothing to do except sleep.

No, wait, I'm on my balcony. I called the cops because the neighbors just wouldn't shut up. Watching TV really loud during the day, making loud phone calls between the hours of 8 AM and 5 PM. How's a girl supposed to get her beauty sleep with all of that racket?

Water Fountains

Yup, that's my paw in the lower corner. This little baby is about 4 feet off the ground. Why are they so darn inconvenient to use? I gotta get somebody else to push the stupid button just so I can get a drink. I mean seriously, they just blew it on the design with this one. I see all you people out there only drinking water from your plastic bottles. I know nobody uses these drinking fountains any more. So help a sister out by lowering it a few feet and adding a doggy pedal to bring on the cool liquid refreshment.

This is a Goat

This is not me; this is a goat. We're both white, but that's about where it ends. This goat lives on some private property up the the Los Gatos hills. There's another one behind the expensive, brand-new Audi. Yes, you read that right. I wonder if the goat goes for rides in the Audi. You know, once it's done chewing on the tires.

I saw it while I was going for a ride in the car today. Much more fun than eating hay out of a garage. People are weird.

Nude Sunbathing

This seems to be the perfect relaxing birthday decision. A lady never reveals her age, but I'm not old yet so screw that. I'm 4 today! Don't think I look a day over 3 and a half either.
Now if only I could get a little nude sunbathing going without all this stupid paparazzi taking my picture I'd be set. At least I have water and sand to make a mess of myself.

Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!

Mud Soup is the New Mud Pie

I'm just about the prettiest thing there is on this earth. That may sound conceited, but I assure you it's the absolute truth.


Sometimes a little spa pampering is just what I need after a long day of sleeping, barking, sleeping, poking my nose in my food and spreading it around the house but not actually eating it, sleeping, and trying on new collars. On days like these it seems that a cool mud bath is in order. It's not just great for the skin - it tastes delicious too.

Squirrel!

I totally see you there squirrel. Sure there's a tree to your right, but you're stuck out there on a ledge. You think you can make it to the tree before I do? Well?

Make your move.

Entourage

It's important to always have my crew any time I roll in public. The only problem here is that the two guys my right are fixed, and at time of publication the one on the left is fixed too. Wait. Did I say that was a problem? Men are so much more useful this way.
[Not pictured: my bodyguard is sitting in the cab.]

Watchdog

I earn my keep by being intimidating. What I don't need is somebody checking up on me all the time. I can do this just as well lying down as standing up, thank you very much.