Prettier than a Waterfall

I'm not just about looks - I can pack all my own stuff in and out of
this trail. I'm a working dog afterall.

Hey. Stop looking at that waterfall. Stop it! That thing's there all
the time. I'm only here now. Look at me!

One Eye

The little guy sleeps with one eye open - always alert for danger so I can get a full day of beauty sleep. It's the dedication and constant vigilance that earns him the giant bed while I take the floor.

And yes, that vest is bulletproof.

2010 Spring Fashion Show

The Butt Guard 5000™ is made of 100% easy-to-clean plastic and comes in a multitude of colors carefully designed to highlight your dog's best features. For example, the "orchid pink" I'm modeling brings the sarcastic boredom out of my eyes.

At first glance the cone seems to be only for human entertainment and mockery - but when properly attached it turns your entire body into a well-honed calf and ankle smashing weapon.