Entourage

It's important to always have my crew any time I roll in public. The only problem here is that the two guys my right are fixed, and at time of publication the one on the left is fixed too. Wait. Did I say that was a problem? Men are so much more useful this way.
[Not pictured: my bodyguard is sitting in the cab.]

2010 Spring Fashion Show

The Butt Guard 5000™ is made of 100% easy-to-clean plastic and comes in a multitude of colors carefully designed to highlight your dog's best features. For example, the "orchid pink" I'm modeling brings the sarcastic boredom out of my eyes.

At first glance the cone seems to be only for human entertainment and mockery - but when properly attached it turns your entire body into a well-honed calf and ankle smashing weapon.