Wine is Boring

Really? I'm supposed to just sit and wait 21 days for this garbage to settle before bottling? No way. I have more important things to do...like chase my tail and sniff other dogs' butts.

Maybe a little nap here will speed things along.

Zzzzzz...

Beethoven's Wine

If there's one lesson we all took away from Disney's movie "Ratatouille" it's that rats can compete with the best chefs in the world. And since I'm a billion times smarter than a rat I should be able to make one of the world's best wines.

Of course I can't taste it because anything grapey kills dogs. But not being able to hear didn't stop Beethoven...

And stay away from my jug of wine. It's resting.