I Love My Water Bed

It's hot outside, so this is the place to be. I know this thing fills with cool liquid somehow. If only I had the opposable thumbs to make it happen. I'll just keep my head up on this hard pillow so if some kind soul comes by to help me out I won't drown in my sleep.

Woop woop!

I was framed! I always pick up after myself on walks - it was one of those other nasty neighbor dogs who left his droppings everywhere. And now I'm stuck in this horrible little cell with nothing to do except sleep.

No, wait, I'm on my balcony. I called the cops because the neighbors just wouldn't shut up. Watching TV really loud during the day, making loud phone calls between the hours of 8 AM and 5 PM. How's a girl supposed to get her beauty sleep with all of that racket?

New Furniture Needed

I know the economy is bad and we all need to buckle down, but this is
a little ridiculous. Is only half of me supposed to sleep at a time?

Wine is Boring

Really? I'm supposed to just sit and wait 21 days for this garbage to settle before bottling? No way. I have more important things to do...like chase my tail and sniff other dogs' butts.

Maybe a little nap here will speed things along.

Zzzzzz...

One Eye

The little guy sleeps with one eye open - always alert for danger so I can get a full day of beauty sleep. It's the dedication and constant vigilance that earns him the giant bed while I take the floor.

And yes, that vest is bulletproof.

Morning Already?

Seriously? It's only 8 AM and it's raining outside. I wasn't raised in a barn - I can hold my pee until the sun comes out. Come back in a few hours.
P.S. Turn the heat up. My bodyguard here is chilly.